Fat Pigeon Syndrome

Leading on from the previous post, when I was discussing with Carrie the need for her concerns to made public, she reminded me of a recent conversation we had one afternoon at Hyde Park on a rare sunny day.
It went along the lines of this:

Kellie: "Haha look at that fat pigeon!"
Carrie: "Hey, don't make fun of the pigeon.... it may have a slow metabolism or something!"
Others: *Laughter*
Carrie: "Seriously guys! You never know.... I could have been a fat pigeon in a former life...."
Others: *stunned silence followed closely by total hysteria*

Now I feel this goes some way to proving (in my defence) that Carrie does not always make the best judgement calls, with or without my advice!


DISCLAIMER: We in no way support the mockery or bad treatment of fat pigeons and in fact feel strongly that all pigeons should be viewed and treated as equals regardless of their size, gender, bird orientation or feather colour. No Pigeons were harmed during the making of this blog.